Saturday 25 April 2009

bonjela and gum contractions

I haven't been on this blog for a while, neither has anyone else for that matter. Reading my first post it's understandable - a bit of a pointless mantra set out to dull the pains of boredom and 2 days without sleep; now I'm in search of a home remedy to kill pain of giving birth to these wisdom teeth, I think my ovaries and gums are having it out WWE style on my body. Apart from all this, things have been pretty hectic the last month and i've had Blu & exile "Below the heavens" on constant repeat - this album is the definition of dope.

Dope moments of the past few weeks (minus pulling whitey's)

- Seeing Q-Tip DJ, downing unknown Asian beer and dancing all night to Pete Rock, A Tribe Called Quest, Apache etc Hoping your blisters don't give way at the bus stop and having eye sex with orthopedic shoes

-Gaining a stalker, watching a 5 year old out dance everyone to Barrington Levy and downing my body weight in red stripe.

-Rediscovering my love for beer; corona, red stripe, carlsberg, I don't think I've got the stomach to reconcile with Carling, just yet.

-Trying to steal my dad's loafers

- Going to the tate, jammin' at Southbank and watching some serious break dancer's poppin' n lockin'.

-Queing for no paticular reason and then running away from fresh men at bus stops

- Hip hop, Soul, old school slow jam cotches and a free yard

-Having a photoshoot by Southbank and having my mate ride the sand with a massive cock and spunk drawn into it

The line of the month has to be from a man working at a sex shop in Soho

" I'll rip your pussy up like Wolverine"


But whoever bothers to read this blog, stay tuned for a night we're organising soon "Babylon", it's all night old school dubstep, trojan reggae, funk, hip hop n soul; we'll even put on some serious break beats for anyone who wants to have an epileptic fit to the beat.




PUT UP THE BASE AND ENJOY THE SUN, IRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!